_tuttle_chaos

Here's Ms. Tuttle showing off all of her skills! My friends ask me "how did you get her to do that?"

I don't know how to answer. Anyways, I asked Alison (the kay in ~maykay if she would help me with a description for this one, so she interviewed ~bryony, the model, about the picture. They're hilarious together, or separate for that matter. Here it is:

Alison: What do you think of the title?
Sophy on bass: Ummm, it's titley.
Ali: Do you mind that your name is in the title?
Soph: Um, I guess not.
Ali: Have you ever played the bass before?
Soph: I tried to teach myself once, but it didn't work out 'cause my hands are weak.
Ali: How did you feel playing the drums?
Soph: Not like a drummer.
Ali: Were the drumsticks difficult to handle?
Soph: They're drumsticks! This is the worst survey ever! Add that in...
Ali: What song are you singing as the singer?
Soph: I wasn't.
Ali: What in the song was emotional?
Soph: Nothing.
Ali: Are you crying or just rubbing your eye?
Soph: I don't know because I don't remember that far away ago.
Ali: Do you like having the strap and standing or sitting with no strap better?
Soph: Yes.
Ali: Are those records you have recorded on the wall?
Soph: Yes, I'm disgustingly famous, perhaps you have heard of me?
Ali: Do you always perform in such apparel?
Soph: Yes, I have wardrobes full of prom dresses, you wish you were me.
Ali: While wearing this dress did you feel violated in any way?
Soph: No...I don't have anything to show off.
Ali: How do audiences respond to your garment?
Soph: Oooh! Shiny!
Ali: Are they rude or does it turn them on?
Soph: Yes to both.
Ali: What is your favorite instrument?
Soph: Kazoo.
Ali: Did you think of old memories while wearing your prom dress?
Soph: Nope, haha...I didn't find the prom to be that uh, memorable.
Ali: What was running through your head as these pictures were taken?
Soph: What the hell am I doing?
Ali: What was your inspiration for this?
Soph: Nate and Lisa made me.
Ali: Are you and your sisters thinking of going on tour with your band?
Soph: Yes, we'll be like the Partridge family!
Ali: Do the other sisters feel neglected when people only talk to you, as the bassist?
Soph: They all hate each other, so they don't care. We try not to talk to each other.
Ali: Which sister do you have the best relationship with?
Soph: Probably Sophie, the singer.
Ali: Do you spend lots of time together?
Soph: Every waking moment.
Ali: Who has the most talent in your band?
Soph: I think Sophia, the guitarist.
Ali: Who has the most boyfriends?
Soph: Sophul, the drummer, the drummers always get all the chicks, haha, I mean...guys.
Ali: Who do you bunk with in your tour bus?
Soph: We have one of those big Road Rules things (moves hands to indicate large size), we're rich, we don't need bunks.
Ali: What fuel are you going to use to burn this interview paper?
Soph: Napalm.
Ali: Any additional comments?
Soph: It smells like gerbils in here.

Oh, man, excellent work Alison and Sophy. That one even makes me laugh